lunch packing 

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

lunch packing by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 19, 2009

tri-packing 

The condition in which a man has three testicles. One could be considered tri-packing if he has two and a half testicles, as well. The half testicle is usually about half the size of a normal testicle, but still a third testicle. It's often connected to the normal testicle and looks like a multiplying cell just before it divides.

Sometimes this is known as a tri-blossom.

She assumed he had a huge package, but then his girlfriend revealed that it just appeared that way because he was tri-packing.

tri-packing by skanklover98 June 27, 2010

Tetris Packer 

The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.

" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "

Tetris Packer by Orlofsky October 22, 2011

Party Packer 

The person that arrives to a party and when preparing a joint,packs the top with cannabis but leaves the rest empty - ensuring everyone else gets tobacco. This is also the same for "lines" of drugs where the "packer" makes a huge line for themselves and then little specs of dust for others.

Ah fuck who brought Todd,he's such a party packer.

Party Packer by Pete5150 July 28, 2014

salmon packer 

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

salmon packer by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

Queef-packing 

Intentionally creating air pressure inside the vagina to induce flesh orchestra

Sarah is a freak she loves queef-packing before she finishes

Queef-packing by Vagmashmonster September 1, 2019

Packed out

to have a large amount of people somewhere; especially an event or function

“Yo did you hear about the party last night? It was absolutely packed out”

Packed out by eyeswoaface4838 March 17, 2023