Nihilist Paperhands

The charming owner of the Stockmarket.com Discord channel. Once a young, poor fella, Nihilist Paperhands worked his way to the blue-ball grade net worth of just six figures. Over the past years, it has been proven that Nihilist Paperhands has paperhandsed over $1.5 million in plays.

Nihilist Paperhands is working illegally in the US.

by nihilisticpaperhands August 12, 2021

Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet

Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with

by anonymous August 14, 2021

batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet

Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop

by slyy99 September 2, 2021

tropical paper

paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff

Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper

by I love roblox noobs September 10, 2021

Fitnessgram pacer test

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.

The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.

"The...The teacher forced us to do the Fitnessgram pacer test and..Billy..Billy's never been the same since ive seen the light fade from his eyes.."

by LD1216\ September 29, 2021

blotting-paper

Blotting paper, sometimes called bibulous paper, is a highly absorbent type of paper or other material. It is used to absorb an excess of liquid substances (such as ink or oil) from the surface of writing paper or objects.

I want to buy some sort of paper which absorbs excess liquid from a object or writing paper
You should use blotting-paper

by 24092009 November 25, 2021

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021