max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.

Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.

by You rReal Name March 26, 2020

Max rosen

A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.

Max Rosen and Zach are the greatest laundry duo ever

by Jeddb December 5, 2024

Max

Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.

“That girl is so adorable and attractive”
“Oh, you mean Max?”
“Yea”

by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022

max brennan

a fucking squish who deserves more appreciation and is a beautiful human and needs to move to england plz now

hEs SuCh A mAx BrEnNaN

by a piece of shite April 21, 2018

Max

A huge Christian who dedicates his whole life to the lord but is a middle child who gets no love or attention and is usually forgotten by his family

You see max over there

by Ggh8max999888 February 29, 2020

Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022