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blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021
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Max design pro

Max design pro: "๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚"

*twiddle finger*
by LegokoaSpongebob January 22, 2025
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Aura Maxing

To gain a social presence made through points, gain some by doing non-chalant things in public within an area of a mass of people.
Max is greeting everyone through his path,even strangers! He must be AURA MAXING.
by Forky20067 March 14, 2025
mugGet the Aura Maxingmug.

Max

A common term for sex used in New Zealand
by JoshtheBoshWithaMackintosh January 25, 2023
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say
Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip
by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!
Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here
by !!Who dat April 28, 2025
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jump maxing

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: arenโ€™t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
mugGet the jump maxingmug.

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