Blenk

A person, generally a boy, who lacks in empathy, respect, honesty and integrity. Can handle no more than one pint without passing out on your friend's sofa. Enjoys slacking, being a dick and generally pushing people away.

"Hey, there's that Blenk, what a dick."

by swirlytoes June 6, 2015

Max Blenk

a person who looks black but is brutally white inside with his appearance.

Oh there is Max Blenk, we should gift him some Durags

by cancerhead81 November 21, 2021

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

nut blanket

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.

Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!

by Epididymitis May 15, 2018