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matthew barbosa

matthew barbosa is a dumb kid that thinks hes so funny by moaning in peoples ears and calling people daddy. matthew barbosa dick just gets smaller and smaller every day. matthew barbosa continues to harass people daily
by matthew barbosa hater January 25, 2022
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Matthew

matthew is and
by thecoldheartedcaretaker November 24, 2021
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Matthew

a jealous boy who can’t stand the thought of someone else having his crush, so much that he’ll fantasize about being her boyfriend, having their relationship, having her love for him, and probably go too far thinking she’ll like whatever he wants to do to her but doesn’t realize how disgusting and scary that is—but doesn’t realize that he’ll probably ruin her desire to ever touch anyone again or make it so stressful for her that she can’t let anyone finish anything they start

he probably thinks he’s resolving some kind of trauma or fulfilling some kind of desire that he’s assumed by delusion, but he’s not. he’s hurting her. he’s hurting her and making her only form of comfort with her boyfriend, who will never be anything like him, almost unbearable. he thinks he knows her desires but he doesn’t realize how self-centered he is. he thinks he knows what she wants, but he just wants to take what she gives her boyfriend (by drugging her and taking it).
george: what’s wrong? do you want me to stop?

katherine: no, just try.

george: let me just hold you until you’re calmer.

katherine: no, i want you to try.

george: why is this so uncomfortable? you always liked this. it used to make you feel better.

katherine: matthew hurt me.

george: yeah, i couldn’t stop him. i wish i could’ve.
katherine: i think he wants me to love him like i love you. he keeps drugging me and making me hold him.
katherine: keep going. just do it your way.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
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Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
by DrDre868 March 27, 2020
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matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.
"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.
by psysean June 24, 2023
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Matthew

Guy 1: "Have you seen Matthew's cock?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's fucking massive!"
by Matthew's Massive Cock May 26, 2024
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matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok
jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away
by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021
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