Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
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Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
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