Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

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lottie matthews

lipstick lesbian Girlfailure

Whats a lesbian? Lottie matthews.

by Fshhooked January 25, 2025

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MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025

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Matthew harrison

Loves to say retard even though his teachers say not too and is the GOAT.

Who said retard, it was probably Matthew Harrison

by The fizzled February 12, 2025

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Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025

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Matthew

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.

“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
“Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”

by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025

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