Matthew

Matthew is a hilarious, super cool guy. He is really handsome and has many friends. He is almost never shy and loves to play sports. Not only that, but he especially loves to collect snow globes and loves snow! He is the coolest and best guy in the w

Matthew is so handsome!

by Daskier May 24, 2022

MATTHEW

MATTHEW IS A FUNNY AND SARCASTIC PERSON . VERY GOOD AT HEART AND AT KEEPING SECRETS . YOU WOULD REALLY LOVE HIS COMPANY. VERY CHILLAXED PERSON . GOOD ENTERTAINER.

MATTHEW IS SARCASTIC, ENTERTAINERZ GOOD AT HEART AND CHILLAXED PERSON

by George_dcunha November 24, 2021

Matthew Lillard

One of the sexiest men known to this earth, played Shaggy, Stu Macher and now William Afton, aged like fine wine and would smash 👌

Person 1: do you like Matthew Lillard?

Person 2: hell yeah I’d bang him

by DilfBanger November 18, 2023

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019

Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

The "Rowdy Round"by Matthew

This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch

Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!

by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019

Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020