Party like a werewolf

When one wakes up covered in food and surrounded by wrappers with no recollection of the even happening

Dude 1 "dude you made a mess"
Dude 2 "fuck man, I partied like a werewolf last night"
Dude 3 "awesome man I party like a werewolf every night"

by Kurtle69666 January 24, 2011

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020

Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

Bangin' Like A Biscuit

Used to describe something that is so awesome or just flat out bangin', that these are the only words that will compare. Most commonly used by Jesse Wellens from BfvsGf and PrankvsPrank. An expression that is worthy of recognition, saaan!

Jesse: Yo, this cookie is bangin' like a biscuit, saaan!

by Bozo29 September 12, 2014

burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

by 429qa May 23, 2008

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015