Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

Lemontwat

A word that can be used of multiple porpoise

My teacher is such a lemontwat

by Bread4 December 2, 2019

Lemon

Lemons are sour.

Dude: hey I can eat a lemon with a straight face. (Eats lemon)
Dude 2: Impressive.. but can you eat spicy ramen?

by Yodel hand December 9, 2019

Lemon

A shitty car.

Had to take my Ford Explorer to the mechanics 4 times this week, my car is a lemon.

by K4meow December 20, 2019

lemondodger

he's a creep, he's a weirdo what the hell is he doing here

did you hear about the lemondodger

by twntyfore December 27, 2019

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

Lemon Zest

When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.

“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest

by The Ungraceful January 18, 2020