Joesexual is a new sexuality created by one sex guru named Lily Reverie IV where you are sexually attracted to someone’s shoes instead of the person. Some studies also find that 5% of them also sexually attracted to nostrils!
MARCKQ: Inui, what is your sexuality?
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!
MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!
MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH
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Joeshas are kind and considerate.
They try their hardest to make you happy and bring up your mood.
They match your energy and are always there to listen to you.
They are cool-headed and quiet most of the time, but they no matter how sweet they are, they never sugarcoat their words.
Joeshas are kind and considerate.
They try their hardest to make you happy and bring up your mood.
They match your energy and are always there to listen to you.
They are cool-headed and quiet most of the time, but they no matter how sweet they are, they never sugarcoat their words.
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BOSS: Why didn't you come back to work after lunch?
Rhett: I got tied up in joesrockingchair and right before I busted my nut I passed out in my pet rabbit's cage.
Rhett: I got tied up in joesrockingchair and right before I busted my nut I passed out in my pet rabbit's cage.
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X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."
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X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"
X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."
Ex 2:
X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"
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