a gay nigga that has horse teeth
Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020
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by Swiping Left April 6, 2019
Get the horse holder mug.A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
Get the horse fire mug.(in a house)head of a house or a person in a house,with whole or a lot of authority of the house and its people,stable or tired or loving the house,no difference,puffing all around the house inside from nose,as it could have turned to a really usual house or a tiring one,as a male horse:As if big,as if healthy,as if powerful.
((Fun and cry)) mental sick of mine,went home wrongly cause she is unstable in a house and must have be stopping for my advices,I watched her red-handed ,the sick is funilly thinking she is a horse,but no!
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