Finnish horse show

The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.

Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!

by Mello jello March 3, 2015

horse gum

A guy also a streamer on MLG named RiceGum who got roasted by a girl and is now known as horse gum. He has won the Triple Crown 420 times.

Quit being such a horse gum, Bryan!

by Geminis May 14, 2015

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 20, 2015

Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End

Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.

by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015

Sally Horse

Pussy, Vagina, Wuss, someone who is afraid to say or do something.

Marty: I have a huge dick.
Lindsey: Prove it.
Marty: No, I don't wanna scare you.
Lindsey: Don't be a fuckin sally horse.

by tessab yesdnil July 2, 2015

smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

by champ of all August 19, 2015

Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

by SaucyD July 23, 2016