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French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.
Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!
by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019
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French Taco

A French Taco is when you bend your partner over the couch and have him or her shit taco bell out while you use your tongue to push it back in repeatedly.
Yo, Bro! Kyle gave heather a French taco last night.
by PussyKiller696968 May 1, 2019
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Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
This is super parker french of you
by Parker French May 18, 2019
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French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.
Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."
by theredcup September 13, 2019
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French horn

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.
by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019
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French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
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