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Hello sir, I like to eat face 

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!
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go eat a donut 

this phrase was created by Steve (Stefan) of Atlanta, Georgia. something as an insult instead of always using your mom or your face. inspired by your mom, your face, and the simpsons.
Ex: 1

person 1: your fat
person 2: your mom's fat
person 1: your face is fat
person 2: GO EAT A DONUT!
person 1: .......(cries and runs away)

Ex: 2

(person 2 comes back)

person 2: your mom's fat.
person 1: go eat a donut u fat piece of s**t!!
person 2: .......(cries and runs away...again...)
go eat a donut by steve k. December 11, 2005
Related Words
the act of vomitting, esp. everything you've just eaten.

the act of expelling un-food from the body.
1. Shit she just de-ate all over the rug. No, I don't mind, but now she's going to have to re-eat dinner.
de-eat by atomicdave March 27, 2004

To eat on it 

Inspired by the indecision that comes with hunger and low blood sugar, this expression is a rival to "Let's sleep on it" or "I need to sleep on it". Instead of delaying the decision until after one sleeps, the decision is delayed until after one has eaten and regained clarity of thoughts.
I need to eat on it or let's eat on it.
To eat on it by Marie Laine May 15, 2017

that ass could eat you 

fucking sexy as fuck, meaning their ass is so good it could eat your dick
Have you seen Lachlan. God damn that ass could eat you!

Girls who eat carrots 

There is no definition for this meh boi pass definition
Person 1: Really? Girls who eat carrots are on urb dic?
Person 2: yah meh boi
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: idk frigdet

fun to play with not to eat 

An average looking girl you would have sex with, but wouldn't go down on.
Kelsey is fun to play with not to eat.