fumm duck 

Play on words for a Dumb Fuck

You're a real fumm duck!!

fumm duck by DoodleBerger May 9, 2005

mud for his duck 

To get laid, have sex, to fuck, or otherwise wet your willie.

He got a little mud for his duck.

mud for his duck by hardsaltydog January 3, 2006

Blue Duck 

The act of sucking semen from an anus using only your nose or if it is deep enough you may use a straw and then blowing it out all over him and then licking it up.

I heard Danielle gave Tristan a blue duck last night.

Blue Duck by blue duck master October 8, 2011

fuck a duck 

As used in engineering: A post-disaster exclamation.

"The servo faulted again. Fuck a duck."

Also extreme circumstances:

"This isn't going to work - it hasn't got enough torque. Fuck a fucking duck."

fuck a duck by perisoft January 1, 2004

Drown A Duck 

Term refers to a fart that starts off normal but takes a turn for the worse when it sounds like gurgaling towards the end.

Dude, you just drowned a fucking duck.

Drown A Duck by Mackdaddy61 February 24, 2005

pluck duck

a fugly girl. Most of the time thinks she is the shit but everyone hates her and she is a roody poo

That girl thinks she is so cool and pretty she aint nothin but an ole pluck duck

pluck duck by LIL RED April 30, 2006

Wet Duck

Wet Duck: (Basic: An item one wants that's unreasonably stupid) 1: A mythical swimming bird, supposedly of the Anatidae specie who’s plumage, unlike the plumage of all known and classified duck subspecies, can actually absorb and retain water. This alleged characteristic would preclude a true duck’s natural buoyancy, rendering the bird unable to swim and, therefore making it useless as a duck. To enable full and true performance, all ducks are made with the ability to remain dry even in a driving rain, (i.e., “water off a duck’s back”). Therefore, one cannot acquire a wet duck. They are not made. 2: Any component, material or feature thereof with a specification which is unreasonable, because: A) it cannot be acquired. B) If it can possibly be acquired, said component or material will be of extraordinary expense and/or require an extraordinary lead time, usually both, and thus compromising the schedule and budget of a project. C) Any material item that a person wants that is simply not available.
Typical usage: To describe something that an engineer wants to put into his design that is not available on the planet. He is usually obstinate in refusing to accept rational arguments otherwise. Female engineers do not typically share this character flaw with their male counterparts.

Gregory insists he must have a hydrogen fuel cell powered vibrator for his girlfriend, so as to save on AA-battery costs. It's not the first wet duck he's tried to find. He must be an engineer.

Wet Duck by Traveling Mule November 11, 2005