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T-Dog

A guy who has the dick of a small dog and tries to hump everything. He has had more balls in his mouth than a dog at the park.

Don’t judge too fast when encountering a T-Dog in some obnoxious & extremely loud state, befriend him and get him on your side with a bag.

An abbreviation for the most iconic guy one can cross paths with. A joker, a player, a 'loose cunt’ but a true legend by heart.
Swedish top model: "Look at that handsome T-Dog! I want him because he moves somewhat like a hummingbird!”

Winter is T-Dogs favourite time of the year as he loves to play in the snow.
by Spielshy November 4, 2019
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wide dog

The enemy of long cat. An extremely big, fat dog, spread throughout the internet, but yet, it has only been pictured one single time. This picture is easily accessible on the internet, and this is what wide dog is about. A picture of a big, fat dog.
I saw the picture of wide dog yesterday. It is awesome, and 10000 times cooler than long cat.

Wide dog is truly fat.
by Alexander Malskaer May 12, 2008
mugGet the wide dogmug.

chili-dog

my girl dried out so i gave her a chili-dog instead
by Sam Ellington August 20, 2006
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Dressing the Dog

To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?

Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
by oFF THE rIchter VIKTOR November 20, 2011
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Dog eater

A racist term to call Chinese people. Saying that they cook dogs and eat them
by Dodo November 29, 2016
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dog knot

TO be tied to a woman like to dogs humping.
I was hammering her in the back set and the cops pulled up and we were in a dog knot trying to get off each other
by elunchmeat September 3, 2006
mugGet the dog knotmug.

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