christian crack

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.
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fearne christian

a hot amazing woman who is superior to everyone. kind and amazing at everything they do.
fearne christian was walking down the street and everyone adored her!
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christian

he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.
have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!
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Christian Laettner

That dude who was good in college and has that shot against Kentucky. All North Carolina fans hate him because they suck. I hate North Carolina fans. They suck lol
Random UNC fan: I hate Christian Laettner
Everyone one else on earth: lol get a life unc sucks
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Christian

People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.
"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
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Christian

People named christian oftern have small dicks
Christians sperm is bigger than his penis
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Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
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