Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 26, 2014

Pickle Burn

The feeling you have on your tongue after you eat a spicy pickle.

Man I just ate a spicy pickle...
How do you feel?

Not good. I have the pickle burn.

by Ryan Elrich August 09, 2017

heath burns

A monster high character, thought to be very old.

Everybody says that Montgomery Burns is old, but Heath Burns is really old.

by Princess Daphne January 01, 2024

religious burn

(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.

If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"

Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.

by HarveyB October 29, 2007

Burn out

Having a skid mark in your under wear

Dude I washed my under wear an there was still a burn out

by Kid sick November 22, 2017

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

the burning

one of the diseases Charlie Bucket will have if he doesn't "wrap it up"

"Dood, I think I got a raging case of The Burning."

by MikeD January 24, 2003