student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

dirty bowl kiss

When your balls drop into a toilet bowl and into the water.

"I sat on the toilet and got a dirty bowl kiss"

by perezu May 31, 2022

Toilet bowl

When you get that thick ass rim job from lil shawty in town.

“Hey shawty, fancy a good toilet bowl?”

by Slapacrombe April 21, 2018

Bowl rocker

When you have to drop a massive dump in the toilet.

I ate way too much taco bell, i’m going to go drop a bowl rocker in the toilet.

by ItsRobbieP April 13, 2021

toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show

The greatest Halftime Show of all time. Better than Prince.

"Last week's Super Bowl Halftime was better"
"The Weeknd is mid bro"
"Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show was garbage"
"Ratio"

by Jt91108 March 15, 2022

Blowing out the bowl

To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone

I just blew out the bowl

I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl

I’m blowing out the bowl

by Bunnyman666 October 18, 2022