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Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get
Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.
by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023
mugGet the Short Busmug.

Short in the Snout

When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.
Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020
mugGet the Short in the Snoutmug.

Short-strap

A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.

They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.

Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.

They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).

They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band
by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012
mugGet the Short-strapmug.

dickie shorts

footy shorts, ones where you might see the tip of someone's penis hanging out
Harry's meaty thighs were showing under his dickie shorts, and his crotch was bulging too.
by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025
mugGet the dickie shortsmug.

Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012
mugGet the Short Shakemug.

pull ur shorts down

the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home
me: says literally nothing

mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
by dopeteens July 6, 2019
mugGet the pull ur shorts downmug.

Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true
by Mind dnfd November 4, 2020
mugGet the Cass is shortmug.

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