Milk and Eggs, Bitch

Snap quote for when someone makes a grievously wrong assumption about their circumstances.

Pulled from the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. (For when the vegan dude wrongly assumed that Gelato was a vegan dish, to which the vegan police replied "MILK AND EGGS BITCH.")

"I thought McDs was open 24/7 though...."
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(other guy nearby, seeing his disappointment)- "Milk and Eggs, Bitch."

by frogboy83565026 January 25, 2011

Milk Cricket

The sexual act of putting live crickets (or grasshoppers) in your partner’s anus, then giving them an anal creampie.

Dude 1: Bro, how did your date go last night?
Dude 2: Good, we finished the night off with a Milk Cricket

by Clevelandsteamerenthusiast September 03, 2021

Seth nut milk

Nut from a middle-aged white father.

Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!

by TheMilkMaster126 November 05, 2018

Milk DDR4 Stand

A stand that holds a power of dance skills and milk. I have used this once on my friend at school. I put it on his seat in the cafeteria without him looking. He sat on it. It exploded. After that I started to bust dance move.

"Im funna use my Milk DDR4 Stand"

by Icedalt February 06, 2021

Master woo Milk

A guy who is powered by milk and will shit on you in fortnite battle royal.

hey, i started drinking milk because of Master woo Milk

by Milkfanboy:) March 21, 2021

milk face

when you cum in your hand and slap a sleeping friend in the face.mainly a boy

yo i just milk faced brian so bad lastnight

by justin343 October 02, 2007

chicken n milk

A noun that refers to a sexy girl, that is more than likely off limits, or trouble, for one reason or another. Comes from the Idea that chicken and milk steroids give hotties a apple bottom and nice breasts

There was chicken n milk all over the restaurant, but I didnt want my girl to know I was hungry.

by Preacher311 January 29, 2008