Steak and Anal Day

Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!

Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!

by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019

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laugh at america day

January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.

man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?

man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.

by RICHISPOORLOL January 7, 2021

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National disrespect women day

Celebrated on August 10th,
Today nobody has to respect a woman or treat them special.

Person A: Dude, that girl is so pretty
Person B: Bro it's National Disrespect Women day
Person A: My bad, she truly looks terrible

by SerbianLoser August 10, 2022

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National Cuckold day

A worldwide holiday on the 8th of March once every year used to celebrate the watch history and continuation of spectatorship of the chairman of Cuckoldery, Shiv "Sticky Ricky" Bhagaloo

Person1 (Usually of black, big nose appearance): hey, Aliyah is coming over for National Cuckold Day at 7:00, be ready when se does.

Person2 (Big bald head hairy man): alright, ill be in the closet by then.

by prince swanny March 7, 2024

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