Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

stuffed dick

when your dick is hard af, harder than your usual hard. when you want to cum af.

shiiii- that video made me have a stuffed dick

by "jiggle my ball" ahh kid February 21, 2024

Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

by Willy Wiskers July 09, 2023

divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup

My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce

by Fallis September 01, 2018

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 19, 2019

prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.

Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.

by thebusiness April 16, 2014

diego's dick

big ass american black dick 20 meters long. Much awesomer than josé's, and the best toy ofr naughty ladies

I'm jeleous of diego's dick

by Jose mini rabo November 29, 2016