Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020

dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation

Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.

by jmaffy November 4, 2021

Mates with dicks out

It’s like friends with benefits but hotter

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out

by jakerob December 6, 2019

Dying on the dick

When a girl devotes every ounce of energy she has in service of the dick where she fucks until she passes out

Homegirl was dying on the dick

by Crashout Kas March 1, 2023

finger up dick

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?

Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.

by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020

Dick

Something i like to suck

Josh- what did you do last night
Hayden- sucked your dick
Josh- thats right, you were good to

by Gay_human April 23, 2022

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021