Dick whipped

The act of pistol whipping a man's penis.

Kris fucked around with the wrong guy the ther day and got dick whipped.

by Tripdrip October 10, 2020

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Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawsons fucking amazing dick

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin

by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024

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Dicked

The past tense of getting kicked/punched in the crotch.

Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!

by KingLoli June 16, 2020

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Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

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Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked

I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!

by Kalboy November 7, 2020

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A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

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