Irrelevant dick

When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number

Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?

Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?

Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..

by Tha truth August 26, 2016

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Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 24, 2018

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Sixteen dicks

Sixteen gigantic dicks, swarming around an innocent girl. Turns you on immediately right?

One dick, two dicks, three dicks, four dicks, five dicks, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, SIXTEEN DICKS GAGGED IN YOUR MOUTH!

by DicksAreBig69402 March 09, 2022

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