Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 21, 2020

Dick sweat

When a male human being has sex to hard and it gets sweaty 🥵

EWWWWWW you have dick sweat!!!

by darci hurt 😔 December 31, 2020

crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.

Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick

by lityungin2 January 08, 2025

Dick me

Dick in me daddy fuck me harder

Dick me daddy

by Kamdog January 18, 2022

tiny dick slave

Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.

Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao

by Eternal_Sex_God December 26, 2016

Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 09, 2022

Yeast dick

When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested

Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick

by Phaggotwithahardr September 12, 2017