by natypaty May 26, 2022
<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>
by lexographic January 03, 2021
by Kyle Nell November 12, 2007
Someone with low standards.
by RCCola115 September 20, 2017
batty up is a term in Jamaican dialect that means a man say smth that us not of Jamaican standard and as of such, him argument batty up n him fi get burn off
reds: "me push in me smth n eh man bawl like baby"
Bobby: "yuh argument batty up bredda, yah battybwoii"
Bobby: "yuh argument batty up bredda, yah battybwoii"
by Bobbyfrass November 17, 2019
When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
by Glovesave34 April 05, 2011