lexographic's definitions

up and up

when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket

<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>

by lexographic January 3, 2021