Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.
At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.
by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011
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Dick Cage

a cage used to trap the dick, normally used in sex
by Slovenia Mapping September 05, 2021
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big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length
Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized
by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023
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Celestial Dicking

When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment
Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"
by Puta Plata o Plomo April 17, 2016
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Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
by Brewer0926 August 16, 2021
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Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
by tits-fuckin-mcgee September 09, 2017
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Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”
by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023
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