Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018

sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.

"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"

by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 28, 2013

dick mush

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.

Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.

by hobiwan February 18, 2014

Dick Drip Drop Hole

When you go really deep into the bottom of the pussy.

Can I go over so that you can dick drip drop hole on this pussy.

by Foxxy Vixen January 7, 2018

Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist

“Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”

by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018

Dick

Somthing you'll never get

I wish i had dick

by Urmotherismygina January 5, 2023

vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year

Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night

by Spaggootter May 22, 2016