2 definitions by hobiwan

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.
Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.
by hobiwan February 17, 2014
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The foriegn contract programmer they stuck at the end of your cubical.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my desk hadji was on the phone. I can't understand a thing he's saying, but he seems pretty upset
by hobiwan December 10, 2010
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