Dirty Dressing

To cover your cock in thousand island dressing and shove it down your girlfriends throat

Tammy, wanna taste the dirty dressing?

by Thatslowstang March 27, 2025

dirty mateasha

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking

I fucked her so hard after the dirty Mateasha

by Pentquad September 08, 2021

dirty mateasha

The act of putting an Xbox controller into her ass while putting two vibrating Nintendo joycons and vibrating Xbox controller (preferably your main one)in her vagina and fucking her while choking her

Dude I think she liked the dirty Mateasha a little too much

by Pentquad September 08, 2021

Dirty Cot

Using the tears and fluids of your victims as fabric softer for your bed sheets.

Why is your bed so stiff, yet pleasant on the thighs?

Well, I've been cultivating my dirty cot for many moons.

by qazoz April 15, 2020

Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.

Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew

by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by August 30, 2022

Dirty stennett

When you go away, for example camping with a group of friends or mates from a sporting club and when one of them brings a girl along you wait quietly in the shadows stroking your... Ego until it's time to strike and you move in and make sweet sweet betrayal love to your mates lady friend like the coward you are....... But you also have to blatantly deny it the following day.

Bloke being betrayed "has anyone seen Kim?"
Good blokes "Sorry City I think she's in the tent with Jack getting a Dirty Stennett"

by ConradCrackRocks March 11, 2022