My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

by Jennatools July 2, 2022

Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019

National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024

Dirty dick toucher

A siko that hangs out in public spaces, hoping to see something to touch his dick over.

That dirty dick toucher needs to get hit with sticky seeds...

by Catanablade August 6, 2020

buxom dick

A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.

He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick

by Smurphy17 August 11, 2024

Dick Powder

Dried shit. On your dick. Nothing more to add.

"Bro, I forgot to wash after i pulled out last night, I got dick powder covering me."

by Rina Glass March 27, 2022

Dick

Something you can stick in a pussy mouth or butt that squirts out white stuff when hard

Julia: I can see your dick getting hard

Dan: I guess it’s time to insert it

by Fuckmeinmypussy21 June 14, 2020