dick's sporting goods

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by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Dick dangling

The equivalent of pussy popping for men

Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change

by Dahp1 June 10, 2022

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016

Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.

Dayum that dick last night was great.

by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

by vonLegs October 6, 2023