Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

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Ass buckle

An "ass job", where a guy fucks a girls ass cheeks, without penetration, and in order to increase friction the girl will lower her belt down around her ass to squeeze her ass cheeks together to make it more pleasurable.

She put on the ass buckle for me and I was done!

by Hugo N. Foqursilf December 7, 2015

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Ass Nabbed

When someone or something steals your donkey(s) away from you either to eat,maim,or fuck it.

Man-"Help, Help, someone has Ass Nabbed my donkey.

by an_Azz_Goblin June 6, 2010

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Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.

Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!

by GStepz November 7, 2018

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Ass

A football team who loses EVERY football game in their 2019 season. For instance, The University of {Akron} {football} team. This is a team who hasn't won a game since last {season}. They get beat so bad that {players} want to transfer. #DontfeartheRoo

Our team is ass! :(

by partygirl000 November 2, 2019

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Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

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