dick

A universal standard unit of measure for anything including time, distance, weight, currency, etc.

It will be approximately 5 to 10 dicks before I get there, but don't worry because I have the 100 dicks I owe you from the other night.

by yoey barns September 3, 2019

No Dick December

No Dick December is when all the ladies across the world should not ask for dick for the whole of December until the 1st of January

Baby its No Dick December so it means you should not ask me for Dick

by anonymous November 1, 2021

The Dick Road

The Dick Road

The Dick Road

by Bob And Logan May 8, 2022

taped dick

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

by Johnathhon October 6, 2013

Dick pic

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic to a girl the girl is disgusted by the pictionary

Hey look tod sent me a DICK PIC

by IntoTheUnkown February 22, 2021

poopy dick rim hitter

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man who likes to put his dick up poop chutes

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man that likes to fuck poop chutes "that niggas a poopy dick rim hitter cuz!" "did you hear about that guy? that fags a poopy dick rim hitter!"

by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator June 12, 2022

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018