dick deflected

A synonym for cock blocking.

Yesterday, when we were at the party, Matt and Ross completely dick deflected Jason.

by Billyosnomepanoeoinaompboineom November 2, 2009

Dick

A male human feature.

As I head up to my room I see my stepsisters I can tell my dick is as hard as a rock, as it pointed at her she started undressing I start thinking on how we’ll fuck but she soon starts sucking my dick as I moan she starts to stop and ride me. After cum and spit was on my dick I soon made her suck it up and we dipped.

by 7hotgirlsinabath December 3, 2021

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not (dick listic) about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017

Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.

You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.

by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023

4 am dick slap

Woke up on bone open hand dick slap

Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!

by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019

Dick Flick

Porn

While the boy's girlfriend was with her friends watching The Notebook, he stayed home to watch dick flicks.

by doublestufforeo August 17, 2015