Someone who stalks the fuck out of someone's life, they constantly talk about them creep on them, watch everything they do, they practically know everything they do, they listen in on them 24 fucking 7 they literally never leave them alone always either tryna create some fuckery or whatever crap they be on when they should be focusing on their own life
Brock: yo the I was walking home last night and I swear I seen someone in the far distance like lurking on me lol I swear I'm not tweaking
Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything
Brock: okay I wont
Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything
Brock: okay I wont
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