wet conjugate

insertion of the arm into the anus, then violently twisting the hand.

also see wet albert, moist albert and wet adam

He gave her a wet conjugate last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

wet kiss

When a man is on his hands and knees in the doggy style position, his partner is behind him giving him a blow job. When the partner is in the down position, their nose is pressed into the scrotum, then the man proceeds to farts on their forehead and yells wet kiss.

Last nite sally wanted to get kinky so she started giving me head from the back, so i gave her a wet kiss on her forehead.

by Alex January 24, 2005

Slippery Wet

Pretty much another word for Blowjob, its when someone sucks on someone elses cock!

My g/f gave me an amazing slippery wet last night.

by Tyler B January 22, 2005

wet dreamer

a noob that blows his load while his peter is still in his pants and he isn't even conscious

Jack: man, i need to get over being a wet dreamer

Henry: i kno brah, i woke up with baby batter all over my bed

by bigDjohnston69 August 26, 2011

Wet Lettuce

When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.

You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!

by WettLett March 28, 2018

wet money

The act of urinating on a dollar bill or other note, and slapping someone with it.

"Yea, I hated Darrel so much for what he did, i give him some wet money!"

by Dick Dangelo May 8, 2008

wet gin

Gin that has been poured through a vagina that has been moisened from sexual arousal.

After sex we enjoyed a nice glass of Wet Gin.

by Matt Mu October 3, 2006