administrative wank

A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep

After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 22, 2024

Administrative Wank

A wank whose motivation is not related to being horny, used to go to sleep, stave boredom or relieve stress

After a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 27, 2024

Debrief Wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity or romance, where you give yourself a standing ovation or high five for a successful mission 'a job well done' in the field of pleasure - the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, "the solo encore to a duet of delight".

So, you know that night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank when I got home, like a way to commemorate a successful evening.

by Japseyelicker123 April 9, 2024

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

Tip-wank

When you get excited at the prospect of taking loads of stuff to the tip (recycling centre/garbage/refuse whatever international equivalent).

Oh my god you know what we should do today?

What?

Tip-wank!

Yes!

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.

"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."

by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024

volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava

I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday

by Amcgirr February 11, 2025