Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Turkey

Goble Goble 🦃

Jeff: Look at that thick turkey goble goble

by WFYUtn March 20, 2023

Thanksgiving turkey

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed

is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed

by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019

Turkey Herder

A Park Service employee who regularly herds turkeys. Also know as a Posie Sniffer.

I've been dating this hot girl that work up in the park. She's a total turkey herder!

by lost_ranger June 10, 2020

turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later

Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"

by mr-b June 17, 2014

Stuffing the Turkey

When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."

Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.

by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017