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Golden Rescue

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.
My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.
by Dachelenne October 18, 2012
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Golden Brunette

An aesthetic that shows the beauty of brunette women with accents of gold. Could also describe a person or the way they present themselves, one popular meaning is that it means a very pretty naturally brunette woman who’s kind and absolutely gorgeous. Also could be a hair color. Could be a word said to support other women and make them feel confident. Popular images show golden hairbrushes, gold jewelry, girls with dark brown brunette hair and eyes, people with wide variety of skin tones, darker yet pretty scenery, golden makeup, golden glittery outfits etc.. and ofc one more thing, if you are BLONDE you are NOT a golden brunette :)

(Doesn’t matter if you’re a dark haired blonde either! If your hair color is anything other than a natural brunette you’re not a golden brunette!)
Example 1:

Person A: I LOVE the Golden Brunette Aesthetic!

Person B: Me Too!

Example B:

Person B: heyy girl love your hair!

Person A: Thanks, yk im a golden brunette girlyyy~

Person B: ayyyy~
by Kanguwu November 21, 2024
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Golden State Warriors

A team that is in the western conference and are absolutely horrible with the only good players being Trayce Jackson-Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, and Stephen Curry. Klay Thompson is terrible, Draymond Green has 150 techs, making him qualify for the UFC probably, and they need a roster update. Brandin Podziemski is only a rookie and is not good. They only acquired Pat Spencer to let him play like 6 games.
by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024
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Golden Gaytime

The art of shoving a frozen dildo up your/your male friend's ass.
Guy 1: My bf gave me a Golden Gaytime last night
Guy 2: Yeah lol nobody cares go back to the corner and cry
by PavlovA_YT December 3, 2024
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golden engine

When an engine performs better and faster than the rest of 99% of engines in the same model and make. Similar to a golden chip in semiconductors. The 1% ters.
Drag race ensues on stock category engines

Dude, is your engine modded? I smoked all these cars that you drive right now. How did you manage to beat me in a drag race?
I got the golden engine baby!
by ZorenB2 July 21, 2022
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Golden Star Balm

Popular lip balm used mainly as pain relief for broken and/or missing limbs.
WHAT, that scav just sniped me with his shotgun. Quick, pass me the golden star balm!
by Sanitar, destroyer of PMCs September 2, 2020
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Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024
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