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Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life
Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!
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a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed
Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max
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The best, most amazing, sweet, misunderstood, precious, perfect person in the world. Mine. Sheeeesh
Omg, why can't everyone be like Max.
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Max trinkt viel Bier, kocht nie selbst und hat stalkende Nachbarinnen. Außerdem bekommt er Geschenkkörbe von heimlichen Affären.
Max: „Kommst du kuscheln ?👀“
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Drakes new meme
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zestiest dude around. hes always zesty
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