smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.

Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

smartass dick ass

by Shade the Wuff June 4, 2014

Smartphobia

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014

smartasseryness

the art of being a 'smart ass'.

The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.

by WWShellzy November 16, 2014

Smartease

A person who is a tease and knows exactly what they're doing because they're smart about it

"Don't mess with Bianca, she'll get you hooked, she's a smartease"

by pythorus September 8, 2016

smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

Smartassaphobia

Fear of some douche bag correcting your grammar via text.

"Did you hear that Morgan got stabbed by Johnny for correcting his grammar in a group text?"

"Yeah but that skank had it coming, everyone knows that Johnny suffers from Smartassaphobia"

by Enrique Shockwave July 10, 2017