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Russian Motorcycle Ride 

Another classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon your innocent friend. You sneak up behind your friend who is sitting peacefully in his chair. Grab both of his shoulders from behind like you would grip the handlebars on a motorcycle. Then, you make the motion of "revving" your bike, while digging your thumbs into that pressure point right at the base of his neck and make a loud "Vroom Vroom" noise. This move will hurt so bad that the sounds of pain coming out of his mouth will sound like he is speaking Russian.
I was minding my own business when that dummy came up and gave me a Russian Motorcycle Ride. My neck has been hurting for hours.
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A very, very large country with bears that match those of the bears in Canada. Everything is bigger in Russia. It is also very cold, and its winter once beat the Nazi army. People that live in Russia are called Russians and have cool accents, and say things like, "In America, you find where is Waldo. In Russia, Waldo find where is you!" And, "In Motherland, we drink vodka. Vodka make you strong, like Russian bear." Russia is a nice place, and is huge. If you go there, watch our for Communist Revolutions.
"Mother Russia will destroy you. It is also big. Australia, entire continent, fit inside Russia."

Work that pole like a russian immigrant

when steve carrell gets on a pole and works it as a russian immigrant might.
"I"M FROM RUSSIA AND I EAT HUMANS LIKE ONE WHO WOULD BE WORK that POLE LIKE A RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT"

Russian Meltdown 

When your engaging in anal sex, you grab a golf club and ball, you drive the gold ball up her asshole and punch her in the stomach until she pukes out her intestines.
"My teacher let me give her a 'russian meltdown' last night."
Russian Meltdown by J.T.Z. March 6, 2009

Russian Hat 

A ridiculously hairy vagina.
Next thing I new I was balls deep in a "Russian Hat."

uncut white russian 

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.
I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

Russian Stranger 

V.) You are in a car about to bone, and you tell the female in the equation to stick her head out of the car window. You get out of the car and one of your friends gets in and starts ramming the female. You then walk around the car to where the female's head is out the window and wave to her.

Essential in breakups.
When Kayla found out Chris and Falco had pulled a Russian Stranger, she self destructed.

Kinsey laught, and defined Russian Stranger on Urban Dictionary dot com.