When at JROTC camp, a dude jacks his dick in the middle of night and the camp cadres walk in, pulling the covers up, revealing the hideous act as this camper keeps going until he shoots.
Guy #1: Yo, were you awake last night when cadre walked in?
Guy #2: Yea bruh, I totally saw when they pulled the covers up and that weirdo was yankin' his meat.
Guy #1: The weird part was that he kept on goin', he even jizzed all over that poor cadre's face.
Guy #2: Yea, that dude was for sure Pulling a Youssef.
Guy #2: Yea bruh, I totally saw when they pulled the covers up and that weirdo was yankin' his meat.
Guy #1: The weird part was that he kept on goin', he even jizzed all over that poor cadre's face.
Guy #2: Yea, that dude was for sure Pulling a Youssef.
by pswag2016 February 12, 2015
"PULLING A STEPH"
For those of you unfamilar with the term
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Dictionary Definition:
1) "Acomplish Nothing In A Day"
Conclusion:
Very effective way to convey the lack of accomplishment one may experience in a day.
For those of you unfamilar with the term
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Dictionary Definition:
1) "Acomplish Nothing In A Day"
Conclusion:
Very effective way to convey the lack of accomplishment one may experience in a day.
Pulling a Steph
Example:
1)"Sleep in, not shower, watch house, have a nap, Eat, watch some more T.V, mabey shower now, have a nap, cook Hillary supper, Eat, do the dishes, have a nap, Watch some one tree hill, then finish with a movie before bed."
Used in a Sentence:
1) "Tommorrow I think I'm just going to pull a Steph"
2) "Wow I did nothing all Day"..... "Ooo you pulled a steph"
Example:
1)"Sleep in, not shower, watch house, have a nap, Eat, watch some more T.V, mabey shower now, have a nap, cook Hillary supper, Eat, do the dishes, have a nap, Watch some one tree hill, then finish with a movie before bed."
Used in a Sentence:
1) "Tommorrow I think I'm just going to pull a Steph"
2) "Wow I did nothing all Day"..... "Ooo you pulled a steph"
by clucker123 November 28, 2009
When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.
Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.
Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.
dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.
dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.
dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...
by thejumperup26 October 12, 2010
A term used when one is about to eat a truckload of food. Usually ended with a vicious and loud fart.
I'm gonna pull a Sabrina and hop into mcd, kfc, subway, and finish it off with a gallon of hot chocolate.
by BMEHungary December 15, 2009
more specifically to act in a sexual manner with another person in a public place where kids are present
I wasn't pulling an oliver during a early afternoon showing of Enchanted sitting right in front of small children!
by hugs+brownies+warmfuzzies=life March 05, 2008
by Silly Lily P December 22, 2008
To quit work in the publicity seeking manner of former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater that leads to possible jail time, book deals and comedy show contracts.
Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Following an argument Slater cursed out a passenger over the loud speaker, grabbed two beers, opened the emergency exit, slid down the inflatable slide and walked out of Kennedy Airport before being arrested at his home in Far Rockaway, Queens on Monday August 9th.
Mrs. Smith had had enough of her verbally abusive, cokehead boss, took her clothes off, defecated on his desk and ran around the office naked until security came to arrest her. In other words she decided to pull slide.
by AYYFRON August 12, 2010