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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
mugGet the (wind)breaking newsmug.

break that vase

to fuck a women with an vase like body structure.
"Man I met this bitch last night, and i just had to break that vase"
by Yuung Draco February 28, 2017
mugGet the break that vasemug.

Break

“Ohh go on then lets have a 20 min break, maybe 30 mine, actually an hour sounds good” - Emily Sweet
by 373737! November 28, 2020
mugGet the Breakmug.

Break

Semen ejaculated by a man at an orgasm.
Fuck was too good she ah bawl "Break in meh baby!"
by lolbankameh November 18, 2021
mugGet the Breakmug.

Break Up

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024
mugGet the Break Upmug.

taking a break

when you get back together please plaese please plesae plasepl plesae please
"They are taking a break." "Oh wow so cool that they are still dating and together and in love and kissing."
by asdajsdkasdkasjd April 17, 2022
mugGet the taking a breakmug.

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
mugGet the National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Daymug.

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