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Tact Man

(Adj) A term used flippantly to label a person or situation grossly inept. Often used a reply to a question that has no logical answer. Interchangeable with "Operator as Fuck."
"Hey bro, why the fuck are we standing out in the cold watching the Bar Kays at midnight on a Thursday?"

"Tact Man" *shoulder shrug*
by JoGa November 20, 2014
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Man-Scares

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.
by BFunkEra December 18, 2008
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Man-Cannon

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon
by urbanbastard June 10, 2009
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man romper

Proper required attire of douchebags. Can be accessorized with a man bun, fidget spinners and vapes.
Matt bought his man romper for the low price of both his testicles.
by Colemanberry May 26, 2017
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Man Fix

The throwing or banging of an object in an attempt to fix it.
Son: "Dad the playstations not working!!!!"
Dad: "Here let me have a look at that..... god damn thing won't... god what the fuck is wrong with this." (This is generally the part where the banging upon the object, or the throwing begins.)
Son: "Dad you're Man Fix broke my fucking playstation..."
Mom: "Told you so"
by 1118 September 22, 2009
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Parrot Man

A parrot man is someone who is only known for one thing. It refers to someone with a gimmick, who loses all attention when he loses his gimmick.
It is based on Hale and Pace's story of a man who regularly took his parrot to a bar and was wildly popular. One day he showed up without the parrot, to find no one cared about him.
One should be careful not to become a Parrot Man.
Eggers: Hey, why don't you whip out your harp and play us all a tune, buddy.
Feral Meryl: I'm not going to play it every time we're in da club, I don't want to become a Parrot Man.
by Eggers07 March 23, 2008
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Man Throbber

I wanted to impress her, so I took out my man throbber, and she gasped . . . repeatedly.
by Smackdown Lane May 13, 2008
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