Penis Turnt

When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.

I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary

go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

by hitormissinevermiss December 4, 2018

electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.

"u have a fucking electron penis"

by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019

Adrians penis

Smaller than a frogs non existing nose.

John: Have you seen Adrians penis? It's sooo small

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021